- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

You idiot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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