- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What is the name of the car? What

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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