I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Tim likes girls

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Rylan Clark

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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