How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Tim likes girls

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Rylan Clark

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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WOw you have no life

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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