- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

I love you

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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