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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

homosexual rights to marriage

lets bomb africa

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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