- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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