your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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