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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

one stop shop

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Turkeys are obese

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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