What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

they told me not to write here but i did

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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