Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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