Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A American seeking into mexico

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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