- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

When you have read this, you've already read it.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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