What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Horse.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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