What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Bitch

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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