- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Patriarchy.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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