- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

I'd like to make a withdraw

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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