Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

osama bin laden is dead

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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