- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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