What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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