- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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