Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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cory

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Ol-ive

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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