It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Irish sobriety

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Bitch

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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