- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What's long and black The unemployment line

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Obama

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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