what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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