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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

why are black people so fast? because there black

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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