- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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