- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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