nolan is gay

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

A black student graduated High School

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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