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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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