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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

irish man drinking john smiths

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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