- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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