- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??