- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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