- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

drew edminstin is a rat

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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