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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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