roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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