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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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