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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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