- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Adam Chebali has no life

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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