Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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WNBA

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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