- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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