- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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