- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Michael Brown

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

I think everybody should have a penis.

penis?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

why did sally drown cause she was black

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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