- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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