Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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