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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

hi penis ham telephone

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Cancer.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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