A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Barack Obama.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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