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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Who invented apple? God

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

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