- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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