- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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