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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why so serious ?

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Good job, son.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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