- Anti Joke

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

whats green and lives in the water

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Me

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

I am dyslexic