What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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