Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Prostitution is bad.......

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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