whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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