A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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