- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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