If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Knock Knock No solicitors

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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