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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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