- Anti Joke

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!