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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

mikey is cute

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Suck pussy

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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