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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

ur an fagit

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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