women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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