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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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