- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A dyslexic blind man

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

KILL WHITEY

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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