- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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