What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

guess what>? your mum lol

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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