Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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woman's rights

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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