- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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