why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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