- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Bob Saget that is all

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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