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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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