- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

the power to turn magnetism into light

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What? Huh?

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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