- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

YOU

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's stupid a light bulb.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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