- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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