Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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