- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Read a Book.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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