- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

An anti-joke

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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