- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What's red, blue & green all over?

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

if got a joke if fogot it

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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