- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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