- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Obama

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

i hate non minorities!

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

I am dyslexic

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

whats green and lives in the water

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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