- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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