roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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