why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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