- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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