- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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