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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

the NAACP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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