- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

This is not a joke.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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