- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Anyone can post anything.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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