What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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