- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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