- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

._____________________. Whale!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what do you call a black guy african american

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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