- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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