Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Anti Joke

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