- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

mitchell palmer sucks

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What does water smell like? water.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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