Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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