- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What hurts like hell? HELL

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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