What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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PENIS :)

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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A van drives into a car.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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