Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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