What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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