Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...