- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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