- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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