- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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