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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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