- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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