- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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