Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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hey hey apple

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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