- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

your mum

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny