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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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