"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

whats black and large -me

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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