- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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