Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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