- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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