- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Women's rights

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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