whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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