Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A dyslexic blind man

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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