- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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