Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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hi michael

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Granny porn!

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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the economy.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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V I T A M I N C !

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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